The Moral of the Story (5)

One afternoon the teacher of a 6th grade class instructed all her pupils to come to school the following day with a real life story that has a moral i.e. the moral of the story is... The following day all the children showed up and the teacher asked "Who would like to go 1st?" Little Johnny's hand shot up and the teacher knew she wasn't quite ready for little Johnny so she selected Susie and Susie said

"My Dad's a chicken farmer and one day he gathered all the eggs and counted them. There were 100 eggs and he loaded them up in a crate and took them to the market to sell. Unfortunately, on the way he was in an accident and all the eggs were broken" "Well" said the teacher, "That's an interesting story but what's the moral" Susie replied "Don't put all your eggs in one basker" "Perfect!, you get an "A" for the day" said the teacher.

"Who's next" said the teacher and again little Johnnys hand shot up. Still not ready for little Johnny she called on Billy and he said

"My Dad's a chicken farmer too but he puts the eggs in an incubator, hatches them and sells the chicks. One day he gathered all the egg and counted 100 and then placed them in the incubator. Unfortunately, 30 were bad and he was only able to hatch 70 chicks". The teacher said, "That's an interesting story but what's the moral" Billy replied "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched" "Perfect!, said the teacher, "you get an "A" for the day"

Finally, it was Johnny's turn and he said "My story is not like any of the other kids" The teacher rolled her eys and asked him to proceed. Johnny said "Back during the Vietnam war my day was a pilot. One day as he was bombing some targets his airplane was shot down. He quickly grabbed a sword, a rifle, a parachute and a six pak and dove out of the plane. Once outside he deployed his chute and started drinking the beer. By the time he hit the ground the 6 pak was finished and he found himself in a field, surrounded by 100 Viet Cong. He started shooting and killed 70 before he ran out of ammo, then he started in with his sword and killed another 20 before he broke the blade. The remaining 10, he killed with his bare hands" "My Goodness the teacher cried, that's quite a story but what's the moral" Billy replied "Don't f@ck with my Dad when he's been drinking"

Never mind what the other "Ladies" think, I liked it, keep up the good work....