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Football FINALLY makes sense.......
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "Especially all the big muscles!
I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like....Hellooooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "Especially all the big muscles!
I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like....Hellooooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material
we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused
by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we
all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it
is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front
row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."