I hate seagulls (36)
PILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 PostsI went up the shop this morning and was nearly knocked out by a seagull droping half a stale loaf a bread on my head. Picture me half a sleep going to get a morning paper being hit by a half a stale loaf big lump on head. Wondering where the bl**dy hell that came from. I 'm glarind around thinking some one threw it. Then i look up and there's this bl**dy seagull screaming at me as if it my fault and i pinched its bread. Whatever you do don't try to head half a stale loaf in the morning it hurts. 
Sorry, PP, I'm not laughing really
Although it could have been worse, it could have been something else that it dropped on ya head
I hope you're ok, hun
i wish id have seen that!...bet ya had a cob on I'm fine glad there was'nt any one about lil. And Migs very funny.::tongue: I know i'm Welsh and sing bread of heaven but did'nt expect to hit by some lol
I bet ya glad Bit like walking into a lamp post, and hoping no one saw
Bit like walking into a lamp post, and hoping no one saw yer ya gotta be cool 
and act like it didnt happen i always walk into shop mirrors ...glass doors too,they quite hurt
and act like it didnt happen i always walk into shop mirrors ...glass doors too,they quite hurt when i used to work over the docks.And no Migs i was'nt a docker or a lady of the night.When the fledglings were walking about the parents used to dive bomb me if you walked near they.Don't think seagulls like me.
Just thought do you think its because i have a chip on my shoulder
who moi say that! 
im a good boy i am
im a good boy i am 
maybe it cos ya looked gullable God thats worse than mine
i know im actually ashamed of that one
im actually ashamed of that one Ya didn't use ya loaf, for that one
God been told another sea gull horror story .A Friend was wlaking a long on a hot summers day in the middle of the city with a lovelly summers dress on and some leather flippflops when one fell off.Before she had tme to put bacl on a sea flew down an picked it up and flew away with it
Try reading
Johnathan Living Seagull by Richard Bach
you will look at seagulls in a different light
Johnathan Living Seagull by Richard Bach
you will look at seagulls in a different light
nah Crows are my favorits but will have a look at the bok whats it about
Crows are such intelegent birds did you know they can mimic you talking . And did you know they play in the snow if you watch them they will make you laugh their so tough to.
seagulls lol
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