Before and after you fall in love... (10)

Before: You take my breath away
After: I feel like I'm suffocating

Before: She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

Before: Lucy and Ricky
After: Laurel and Hardy

Before: Saturday night fever
After: Monday night football

Before: He makes me feel like a million dollars
After: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before: Don't stop
After: Don't start

Before: The sound of music
After: The sounds of silence

Before: Is that all your having?
After: Maybe you should just have a salad, honey

Before: Wheel of fortune
After: Jeopardy

Before: It's like I'm living in a dream
After: It's like living a nightmare

Before: $60/doz
After: $1.50/stem

Before: Turbo charged
After: Jump start

Before: We agree on everything
After: Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before: Victoria secret
After: Fruit of the loom

Before! : Charming and noble
After: Chernobyl

Before: Feathers and handcuffs
After: Ball and chain

Before: Idol
After: Idle

Before: I love a woman with curves
After: I never said you were fat

Before: He's completely lost without me
After: Why won't he ever ask for directions?

Before: Time stood still
After: This relationship is going nowhere

Before: Croissant and cappuccino
After: Bagel and instant

Before: Blind
After: Nearsighted

Before: You look so seductive in black
After: Your clothes are so depressing

Before: Iambic pentameter
After: Blank verse

Before: Oysters
After: Fish sticks

Before: I can hardly believe we found each other
After: I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

Before: Passion
After: Ration

Before: Once upon a time
After: The end

I don't agree . This may describe a passtion or a fling . Falling in love and getting there takes time .. I can't say that I have ever fallen out of love with anyone .

I no longer need an explanation . Just like a dishful of my favourite ice-cream I enjoy it while it is there , never chuck it in the bin and consume every bit of it . My existence does not depend on it nor does my happiness . It would be sweet to have a supply of ice cream at home .

Unlike ice cream , love always comes with crunchy bits inside .

If there is anyone out there who has a passion for ice-cream and coffee .. well , I am free this coming week-end only if you buy

heh. I wasn't expecting people to agree.

Really Yammers, is that your idea of a romantic date? Shoveling ice-cream and siphoning coffee?


I'm disappointed. Was going to take you up on the offer but then decided against it ;)

You made me sooo saad .. .. Yup that is what I think of fallin in love .. Did U know that eating ice-cream before going to bed makes you sleepy ? Yeh it does .. no not after ..

By the way do you have secret desire to be a woman ? The offer was for rich women only ..

Then you'd better be clearer in your words, Yami! you never as much as hinted you were addressing women.

I know a rich ice cream loving woman. I could send her your invitation. She is just under 25 stone! British measure no KGs here.

Aw, you broke my heart Yammers.

I'm going to start a thread in the "Broken hearts" section.

Why refuse me? I have everything a man could ever want including a WWII stormtrooper's helmet with Mickey Mouse ears....come on, you know you want me *batting eyelids suggestively*

By the way Yammers, I'm assuming that you do have a sense of humour.

No .. Ice-cream ?

The ice-cream that you're eating has been pissed in. More at eleven. ;)