A real flower? On Valentine's day. I gave a red rose to my date, and she gave me a blue one. Always wondered why she chose blue, when my favourite colours are red, yellow and pink.
No, rats have a different smell! She had some marvellous perfume, and a wild black dress on that evening. There was no room for rats there! No she did not know about my preferences for colours then. She must have chosen blue for my political party colour. That she knew for sure. Everybody does!
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