One beautiful afternoon I decided to take a walk through Central Park. At the time I was smoking one of those funny cigarettes so I was feeling pretty nice. Not to far away I noticed a crowd gathering. I figured it might be one of those street comedians. I went to check it out. It turned out to be some guy playing an instrument. He also had a very ugly looking chimp with him. The chimp was dressed up in a tux and was wearing a top hat.
All of a sudden this chimp ran towards me and jumped on my arm. I tried to get this animal off me but he would not let go. He tilted his head up to the sky and with a horrific scream, he started to viciously hump my arm. He had this horrible look on his face. He was really mean looking. I was frightened. My buzz from the funny cigarette was no more. People were screaming and running all over the place. The children seemed powerless and confused as they were screaming up a storm. That was the last time I ever smoked one of those funny cigarettes in Central Park.
one day i heard a knock at my door i had just got out of the shower so went to investigate and the door closed on me there i was out in the street with nothing on.
why should i have embarassment. i am vigen. i a good guy with no problem and when i make problem i am nice and cofident to just laugh and be myself. who cares, only weak ppl care other what others think... no need to be embarass. one time i was catch in storage room at my dental office by my co worker from iran . he saw me making love with my hand and i just smile to him and sya "oh hi! sorry, i just take care of this job. you know, be a man". there are no problems whatsoever.
ya. is good to be strong and just tell it like it is. everyone do stupid things and mistake so to be embarass is make u feel worse. be cofident and show that u are not embarassed and the attitude of other people for u will be different to.
no i was not embarass at work. maybe a tiny bit but i just told him the truth and he is my good friend. i was feeling excite early int the morning at work before we open the office, what could i do? dont worry i hygeinic. i wash my hands and use gloves and only steralized things
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
One beautiful afternoon I decided to take a walk through Central Park. At the time I was smoking one of those funny cigarettes so I was feeling pretty nice. Not to far away I noticed a crowd gathering. I figured it might be one of those street comedians. I went to check it out. It turned out to be some guy playing an instrument. He also had a very ugly looking chimp with him. The chimp was dressed up in a tux and was wearing a top hat.
All of a sudden this chimp ran towards me and jumped on my arm. I tried to get this animal off me but he would not let go. He tilted his head up to the sky and with a horrific scream, he started to viciously hump my arm. He had this horrible look on his face. He was really mean looking. I was frightened. My buzz from the funny cigarette was no more. People were screaming and running all over the place. The children seemed powerless and confused as they were screaming up a storm. That was the last time I ever smoked one of those funny cigarettes in Central Park.