what is your most embarrassing moment. (26)
Martiabenalla, Victoria Australia141 Threads 1 Polls 2,888 PostsCouple of days ago I was on this site and a young girlfriend of mine called in, so of course she started to have a squize at the younger guys, I am new to all of this and didnt know that all these boys who were checked out could see my photo appear on their site. OH BOY they must think I want a toy boy anyway I have made a couple of nice friends out of it. But at the time I felt dizzy with embarrassment.
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Well, there was that time I was on Jerry Springer with Dennis Rodman, Don Rumsfeld, and some midgets. Someone picked up a chair and things got ugly in a hurry....
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Being in the local pub on a friday night with mates and trying to chat up a bird.One of my mates big 'O' after getting half legles is heading home , takes a shot glass fills it with beer and casualy tips it in my lap and down my leg,EMBARRASSED could have killed him, but i wasn`t ready to die. have never forgiven him for that.
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Walking through Wal-Marts, with toilet paper sticking out of my shorts!!
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Ship, why did you revive this thread!?! My Springer post! I'm trying so hard to put my past behind me...
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The current ones were pretty boring. And I loved the Jerry Sringer post. I am probably the only person, who admits to liking that show
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having a certain body function happen while in a 69 position
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Walking past a window in a hospital courtyard and eying my sweetie, I tripped on a low cafeteria sign and totally destroyed it !! She was with three other girlfriends inside and they cracked up like I'm sure never before!!
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Since I was 22 at the time I can tell this now.I was at a wedding reception for the daughter of my boyfreinds boss.A group of 4 or5 were talking,my boyfreind warned me to behave before we went that night.I started to laugh at someones joke and peed myself,right down the leg.Needless to say,we left in a hurry and he didn't walk me to the door that night.
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no.................jus happened
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yes............Just joking! 
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i know it...................well come to think of it.it was with the ex maybe thats why it happened......lol
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One time when I was a teenager, my sister and I went to the grocery store with our mom. As we were walking behind mom, she started letting out farts with every step she took. They sounded like squeaky shoes. My sister and I looked at each other, all embarassed. Then agreed to go a seperate way then mom and pretend we didn't know her.
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About 10 years ago in college, I was part of a fraternity.
Right before the biggest party of the year, a few of us were running late due to lab classes, and were showering quickly to get ready.
Well a few of the guys decided it would be funny to take all the towels and our clothes out of the bathroom, lock every single door on the hall, and the house was filled with about 2+ sororities and 100+ random college folks.
So, being the braver (more stupid?) one, I decided to walk out on the window ledge, and get into my room from the outside. This was the second floor:)
So there I am, with a few wads of toilet paper between me and an indecent exposure ticket, when I see sorority number 3 walking up the drive. One of the girls happens to toss a plastic water bottle at our house (probably at some guy for fun) right when a cop drives by.
So the cop stops. And there's still me, about 20 feet in the air, wrapped in paper, with 15 ladies and a copy right beneath me...
You know what happened next. One girl looks up, points, another looks up, the entire crowd and the cop look up... so now there's one bright red guy wrapped in TP standing on a window ledge, trying to jimmy a window.
I eventually got the window open, with much "help" being suggested by the ladies below. I believe one of the helpful tips was "use the toilet paper to wipe the lock clean dude!".
After I finally got in, I got to meet the cop, and got a stern talking to about being an idiot and falling yada yada hehe.
Oh.. college:)
Right before the biggest party of the year, a few of us were running late due to lab classes, and were showering quickly to get ready.
Well a few of the guys decided it would be funny to take all the towels and our clothes out of the bathroom, lock every single door on the hall, and the house was filled with about 2+ sororities and 100+ random college folks.
So, being the braver (more stupid?) one, I decided to walk out on the window ledge, and get into my room from the outside. This was the second floor:)
So there I am, with a few wads of toilet paper between me and an indecent exposure ticket, when I see sorority number 3 walking up the drive. One of the girls happens to toss a plastic water bottle at our house (probably at some guy for fun) right when a cop drives by.
So the cop stops. And there's still me, about 20 feet in the air, wrapped in paper, with 15 ladies and a copy right beneath me...
You know what happened next. One girl looks up, points, another looks up, the entire crowd and the cop look up... so now there's one bright red guy wrapped in TP standing on a window ledge, trying to jimmy a window.
I eventually got the window open, with much "help" being suggested by the ladies below. I believe one of the helpful tips was "use the toilet paper to wipe the lock clean dude!".
After I finally got in, I got to meet the cop, and got a stern talking to about being an idiot and falling yada yada hehe.
Oh.. college:)
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...my most embarrassing moment...? What, just one...?! 
Blimey... how long have ya got...?! 
Blimey... how long have ya got...?!
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I regularly get mistaken for Jerry Springer and one time
a couple spotted me and the woman shouted out "Jerry
Jerry". They quickly came over to me and the guy regaled
me with a tale of how his wife "just loved me and my show".
She was looking wide eyed at me and cooing a bit whilst I
was protesting my "innocence" when suddenly the husband
twigged I was not the real thing and started becoming
annoyed.
It ended up with them storming off shouting at me "Youre not
Jerry, you're a fake" which obviously stopped people in their tracks
and drew more attention.
I tried to creep away quietly but it was a struggle.
a couple spotted me and the woman shouted out "Jerry
Jerry". They quickly came over to me and the guy regaled
me with a tale of how his wife "just loved me and my show".
She was looking wide eyed at me and cooing a bit whilst I
was protesting my "innocence" when suddenly the husband
twigged I was not the real thing and started becoming
annoyed.
It ended up with them storming off shouting at me "Youre not
Jerry, you're a fake" which obviously stopped people in their tracks
and drew more attention.
I tried to creep away quietly but it was a struggle.
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It is so embarassing, I dont want to talk about it I will take all of that to the grave lol
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