"wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? Here it goes!" (22)
...her basket that she intended to put some of her home grown freshly picked flowers into. The flower garden was just over yonder...and she always loved to...
do one handed cartwheels, while holding her flower basket, on her way to the garden. Then one day she forgot to...
....Eat breakfast and she was to hungry to do one handed cartwheels, especially while picking flowers and holding a basket in the other hand. So she ran to....
...the berry bush, to eat some berries, of course. Oh, they were so sweet & delicious! They seemed to give her a bit more of the energy that she would need in order to finish...
...digging that ditch from the northwest corner of her house to various points in her front yard for that new sprinkler system that she has always drempt of having. While she was digging, her shovel struck something hollow sounding, as she started to dig it up and remove it from the dirt, she realized that she...
...had a date for that evening, and that she probably should start getting ready for it. As much as she wanted to continue with her digging venture, she thought she had better call it a night on the digging and head back to the house. So, she put down her shovel...
...down and went into the house to get ready for her date. When she just about to jump in the shower, the phone rang. She answered it and it was...
her date! He was calling to say that he was going to be there early to pick her up. Well obviously, she hadn't even gotten into the shower yet. She started to panic, just a little. After she hung up, she really...
he forgot that he had to make a stop before they went out to the local 4th of July fair that day thinking to himself "I hope she doesnt ask too many questions..
So she apologized for looking so scrubby and said " I was working so hard in this heat today and I lost track of time." Thank God he was the understanding type.
So they walked to to his car and he opened the door and.........
So she apologized for looking so scrubby and said " I was working so hard in this heat today and I lost track of time." Thank God he was the understanding type.
So they walked to to his car and he opened the door and.........
...she got in. As they were driving to the restaurant, they weren't really talking that much. Ann Marie was too busy thinking about what it was that she struck while digging her ditch. Her date, Mark, noticed that she seemed preoccupied in thought, so he tried to think of something to talk about...
but before he knew it, Ann had turned the volume up on the radio, exclaiming it was her faaaavorite song. She began to sing, and not to herself but really quite loud. It took him back and he wasn't sure what to make of it. He thought to himself...it would be one thing if she could carry a tune, but he started to really question this date and was wondering what he got himself into when all of a sudden...
A tire blew on the passenger side and the car began to sway. As they got out to look at the damage, they noticed the rim was completely bent and a good portion of the lug nuts were missing. Deciding that they'd walk the other 5 miles to town they began their slow paced trek into the night. They noticed a very peculiar set of headlights following them, Ann began to panic and suddenly ....
They realized it was a police car. The officer asked if everything was ok, and the guy thought about how bad the womans singing was and thought..... but decided to tell the officer everything was ok. The officer asked if the car on the road was his and he said yes and the officer offered to call in a tow truck. The tow truck gave them a ride to the restaurant after dropping the car at the auto shop. Dinner was going fine when......
The wife screamed... "I don't want to hear it you cheatin liar. I am going to sue you for a divorce and everything you have!!! At this point Ann Marie stands up and says to the wife..."I am not a fricken hussie!!! He said he wasn't married!!!, and gives her a shove backward. The husband is standing there with his mouth hanging to the floor.....
when his "wife" started to laugh, explaining to Ann Marie that she was his mother. Her date started to laugh as well.
He explained that they like to play jokes on people....
He explained that they like to play jokes on people....
until Ann Marie went home later on that evening and turned on her porch light to see what was in that hole she was digging. She couldn't believe her eyes when she spotted.........
A metal box about the size of a shoebox. She haulrd it out of the hole and used the shovel to brek the lock and when she opened it she couldn't believe what she was seeing!! It was full of diamonds, ruby's, and emeralds and a note that said...."Whoever opens this box....."
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