Smiling ... ( Archived) (9)

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

Well,' his mother says,

'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says:

"Are you going to tell him, or should I?

...I know you're Smiling

This younger man is sitting in a bar when this attractive, middle-aged woman approaches and asks if he has ever spent the nite with a woman and her daughter. Of course he is curious and thus she takes him home to her place. When they walk in the house, the middle-aged woman yells, "Mom!"

too funny, btw hzchld i havn';t personally welcomed you to CS glad to have yo u here WELCOME