Mary Margaret... ( Archived) (4)

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
> Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her
> teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary
> Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir,
> little Johnny who was her friend Sitting behind her, took his pencil
> and
> jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun
> said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
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> A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who
> is our Lord And Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once
> again, Johnny came To her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
> "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again Said,
> "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
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> The Nun asked her a third question..."What did
> Eve Say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny
> came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If
> you stick That damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
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> The nun fainted...........
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