Today I was at the store buying supplies for my 2 cats. I bought cat litter and cat food. I also bought a couple bottles of Long Island Tea.
I intentionally placed the cat food right next to the long island iced tea on the belt. Then finally placed the cat litter on the belt.
As they rang up the Long Islang Iced Tea, I mentioned that my cats get pretty pissed if I don't bring 'em back their booze. Then I asked them if they needed to see ID for the cats, explaining that in cat years their of age to drink alcohol.
Standard Disclaimer: If I have offended any alcoholic felines reading this post, please forgive me. But, I will suggest you get help.
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I intentionally placed the cat food right next to the long island iced tea on the belt. Then finally placed the cat litter on the belt.
As they rang up the Long Islang Iced Tea, I mentioned that my cats get pretty pissed if I don't bring 'em back their booze. Then I asked them if they needed to see ID for the cats, explaining that in cat years their of age to drink alcohol.
Standard Disclaimer: If I have offended any alcoholic felines reading this post, please forgive me. But, I will suggest you get help.