case of the pregnant lady ( Archived) (8)

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver, and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court: The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well, Your Honor, it
was like this...When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice
her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are
coming,' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.'
Then, she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's
Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I just
lost it!'
CASE DISMISSED!!'

omg too funny

would you say this was a positional or a situational story?

whats the craic

sooo funny..loved it...thanks tessie