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Godd one, Belle...... loved it!! 
Are okay today, honey??
Are okay today, honey??
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hiya sweetie.....nice one.....
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Good one 
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Really good one
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hehe good joke the reality
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Glad you liked it!
Hi D...i'm gooood today thanks ...and hope you are good too?
and it's my Mr Bond..... ....how are you?
Hi D...i'm gooood today thanks
...and hope you are good too?and it's my Mr Bond.....
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Good one Belle, and so true, that's what makes the best jokes!
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...lol...im very well moneypenny......whats for tea??... 
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not sure yet....what do you fancy?
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ill cook...you put ya feet up......ill bring you a drink over.....sit down....
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what a gentleman.....a JD would go down a treat right now!...
so whats on the menu??
so whats on the menu??
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jd?? ya can have a nescafe!!!..lol..mm..yeah..a jd...a girl after my own heart..lol...
Well Em..i was thinking of hiring Dandy for the evening...she whips up a mean dish.......i was thinking a red thai curry.....with..ummm....now...gotta be careful here havent i?? you want salad??
Well Em..i was thinking of hiring Dandy for the evening...she whips up a mean dish.......i was thinking a red thai curry.....with..ummm....now...gotta be careful here havent i?? you want salad??
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i can have the curry...i will just pass on the rice....oh and a couple of cubs of ice in that JD if you don't mind..
HEY YOU....you've just hyjacked my own thread
HEY YOU....you've just hyjacked my own thread
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NO.....WE HIJACKED IT...lol...makes a nicechange eh?? ..jd comin right up...you want it neat? or a splash of coke???
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wash your mouth out...tut tut...coke.....the only thing to put in a JD is another one
Its you and your food for thought that hyjacked the thread...and i just noticed....ah well...carry on
Its you and your food for thought that hyjacked the thread...and i just noticed....ah well...carry on
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lol...jd on its own is good...its right nice..mmmmm....hey..we just hijacked another thread as well..i only do this when youre around.......you have a sponge right and a wash cloth????
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JD just gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling......it's so nice!
Don't you blame me...it's not me...i'm a good girl...honest
anyway at least we was talking about showering...so it was only half a hijack
.....sponge and wash cloth waiting
Don't you blame me...it's not me...i'm a good girl...honest
anyway at least we was talking about showering...so it was only half a hijack
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not at a loss for words...lol....brought it over here instead..lmao.......so..where were we??.....put the temp to freezing eh/???? ..*loosens collar*
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The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"