Birds and Bees (8)
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Good one. 
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Hey I'll do the same 
if you tell me that applies to middle aged folks too
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No middle aged folks here sweetheart, we're just getting into our prime 
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Hitting our prime
or making up time
hey, with you Baby, I'm game either way
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"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was 6, I got the 'There's no Santa' speech. At 7, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. Now that I'm 8, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.
"If you're going to tell me that grown-ups really don't get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."