Being in a contemplative mood....... (8)

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

those were brilliant

There's plenty more, but i wont overdo it...

A man complains to a friend, "I can't take it anymore."
"What's wrong?" his concerned friend asks.

"It's my wife. Everytime we have an argument, she gets historical!"

"You mean hysterical," his friend said, chuckling.

"No, I mean HISTORICAL," the man insists. "Every argument we have, she'll go .."I still remember that time when you ...."


Is this just typical of a woman, or is it a man "overreacting?"

typical woman thing charlie,
my ex cant have a mind left cos for years she gave me a piece of it for years....

if all the people in china stood on each others shoulders the bottom one would be squashed........

Well i have no-one to be typically female with, not that it's a bad thing

I'd hate to have to remind someone of all their faults....lol

Hello you, how's things?

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