Soldiers joke (5)

Jul 5, 2007 5:12 PM CST Soldiers joke
Cupidkiller
CupidkillerCupidkillerEdmonton, Canada22 Threads 739 Posts
Here's something that will make your day! Its a letter between a Canadian soldier, serving overseas, and his girlfriend:


Dear Jon,
This has to be the hardest letter I have ever written. I know that yuo over seas right now and serving this great country of ours, but while you have been away for these past few months, I have met someone else. I am sorry, I never meant for this to happen. Please know that I will be thinking of you forever and all the good times we've had together. In closing, I would like to requst that you send my picture back. Thank you. Melissa.

Jon is furious and turns to his friends for help.

Dear Melissa,
I am sorry to hear that we are over and I wish you the best. I have been here now for months and honestly, I can't remember how you are. I have enclosed 27 photo's of all my girlfriends. Please take the one thats yours ........ and return the others. Thanks. Jon


*note - the photos in the returned letter were the pictures of girlfriends from 27 of his best friends. rolling on the floor laughing
Jul 5, 2007 5:24 PM CST Soldiers joke
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
Payback is so cruel (cool)
Jul 5, 2007 5:42 PM CST Soldiers joke
sexygurlswings
sexygurlswingssexygurlswingsWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada49 Threads 2,560 Posts
Thats terriblerolling on the floor laughing tongue rolling on the floor laughing ( or should I say 10 seconds I'll never get back in my life LOL LOLtongue rolling on the floor laughing )
Jul 6, 2007 5:45 AM CST Soldiers joke
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
Hmmmm reminds me of an old episode of MASH I watched once, the soldier that was wounded was played by Dan Blocker's son Dirk, some of you older farts like me might remember Dan Blocker of Bonanaza fame..aka ...Hoss.. In the episode of MASH Dirk Blocker was a soldier that got that "Dear John" letter, and Hawkeye, gathered pictures of different women he got from those at the MASH unit, infact, if memory serves me right, Hawkeye wrote that letter back to the girlfriend, and when he asked Dirk to sign it, Dirk looked up, smiled, and said, "Hey I know, I'll send it postage due"


..but it's still a good joke
Jul 6, 2007 3:13 PM CST Soldiers joke
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
What goes around,comes around.rolling on the floor laughing
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