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Jul 8, 2007 6:52 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
:Impressions

To impress a woman:
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>Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
>Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her.
>Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with
>her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand.
>Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again
>for her.
>
>To impress a man:
>
>Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
Don't forget the beer.....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing frustrated
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Jul 8, 2007 6:56 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
Dandelion
DandelionDandelionSouthampton, Hampshire, UK34 Threads 5,236 Posts
Yep......... I think that pretty much sums it up, eh?? roll eyes grin
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Jul 8, 2007 7:03 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
LostInIndiana
LostInIndianaLostInIndianaSouth Bend, Indiana USA2 Threads 292 Posts
Can we get fries with that?
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Jul 8, 2007 7:07 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
judd28
judd28judd28mullingar, Westmeath Ireland14 Threads 1,182 Posts
laugh very true,i like itrolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 8, 2007 7:07 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
Absolutely not.

tongue
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Jul 8, 2007 7:08 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
johnmarkus
johnmarkusjohnmarkustoronto, Canada34 Threads 1,384 Posts
What no fries--I am going home.canada
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Jul 8, 2007 7:11 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
Aaaahhhh
C'mon now. You can have the remote


grin cheers
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Jul 8, 2007 10:34 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
I must rmember to try that...would never have thought of the chicken wings! rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 8, 2007 10:37 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
harleylvr
harleylvrharleylvrFulton, Texas USA82 Threads 1,079 Posts
Good morning sunshine
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Jul 8, 2007 10:39 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
evie_girl_fl
evie_girl_flevie_girl_flFayetteville, North Carolina USA9 Threads 967 Posts
Ay Dios Mio!! Chicken wings? That is soo true for some men!! I think it depends where you live too! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 8, 2007 10:40 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
Ron43221
Ron43221Ron43221Columbus, Ohio USA3 Threads 126 Posts
Wine her, Dine her...

reminds me of 'Dumb & Dumber', remember Sea Bass and his hat? rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 8, 2007 10:41 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
'Morning my friend! Was about to leave when it occurred to me to jump to the joke forum and hey presto...there you were. Glad to see you around again.
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Jul 8, 2007 10:44 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
biggdave1969
biggdave1969biggdave1969birmingham england, UK43 Threads 1,219 Posts
just get the beers ready i will be over latercheers
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Jul 8, 2007 10:52 AM CST IMPRESSIONS
joy555
joy555joy555Akron, USA26 Threads 5,464 Posts
cheers
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