Under the stairs monsters (14)
PILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 PostsToday i am being very brave i have decided on a clear out from under the stairs. But last night i had a night mare about understairs monsters its because of an old hammer film i think about tiny cratures living under the stairs in an old house and dragging a women off. So at the moment i have been able to fight them off with an old Dr martin boot and a directors chair.God i hope they don't escape and live under my bed. now i'm scared again going back to fight them
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i would give u a hand pilipala,,,,but i be no good,,as even afraid of spiders
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I saw a movie called "People under the stairs" and they were bad be careful!
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Thats what i was dreaming about last night, Just home the don't come and get me tonight for revenge
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Spider dom't worry me its the monsters that scare me
OOOOhhh im scared i disturbed them
OOOOhhh im scared i disturbed them
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Don't worry they will relocate to your closet and come out while you sleep------BOO!
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Don't i have night mares 
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Thats sweet just remember like you tell your children they are not real!
I have nightmare from time to time myself and jump out of my sleep but I find myself feeling amused bye them not scared but I was probably scared in my dream though to jump like I do.
I have nightmare from time to time myself and jump out of my sleep but I find myself feeling amused bye them not scared but I was probably scared in my dream though to jump like I do.
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I think I got the answer............
call 1-800-junk cleaners.........
they can deal with the scary monster people, spiders, cobwebs, and all the "fun" stuff that is probably hiding under there
make sure you aren't around when they get there.......I hear those stair monsters have been rrrrrrrreally hungry lately.........
I wudda helped ya but you are a bit too far from me!
call 1-800-junk cleaners.........
they can deal with the scary monster people, spiders, cobwebs, and all the "fun" stuff that is probably hiding under there
make sure you aren't around when they get there.......I hear those stair monsters have been rrrrrrrreally hungry lately.........
I wudda helped ya but you are a bit too far from me!
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There is one method that keeps you safe from all Hammer film monsters - hide under the blankets!
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Yea i will be under my blankie tonight. I'm sure i heard a nioise under my bed just now.
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Only monsters I can think of that enjoys hanging out under the stairs is the. “Stepalotagus” I think the first one was discovered somewhere south of the UK. They have a tendency to make foot step noises during the evenings.
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Do Stepalotagus tie people up and drag them down ubder the stairs, 
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No and if you say boo three times they have to run and hide for 24 hours. it's in the manual.
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