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If love is blind, why do women need lingerie?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of them to start a campfire?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?