Things to ponder ( Archived) (10)

Jan 30, 2006 9:53 AM CST Things to ponder
Raynew
RaynewRaynewConcord, North Carolina USA99 Threads 2,400 Posts
If bullets bounce off Superman, why does he duck when a gun is thrown at him? (Remember the 60's series with George Reeves?)

If love is blind, why do women need lingerie?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of them to start a campfire?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Jan 30, 2006 10:09 AM CST Things to ponder
cajunfroggy
cajunfroggycajunfroggyWaco, USA145 Threads 7,332 Posts
i like them all
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May 12, 2006 9:24 PM CST Things to ponder
Raynew
RaynewRaynewConcord, North Carolina USA99 Threads 2,400 Posts
If 4 out of 5 people suffer stress, does this mean the other one enjoys it?
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May 12, 2006 9:49 PM CST Things to ponder
PeachesandCream
PeachesandCreamPeachesandCreamConcord, North Carolina USA43 Threads 675 Posts
There you are my little Snuggly Pooh...smitten
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May 12, 2006 10:07 PM CST Things to ponder
tampa1
tampa1tampa1London, Ontario Canada56 Threads 3,057 Posts
Ah cupid has struck yet again...lol Nice to see..cool
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Jun 14, 2006 4:12 PM CST Things to ponder
Raynew
RaynewRaynewConcord, North Carolina USA99 Threads 2,400 Posts
Whatever happened to Preparation A thru G?
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Jun 14, 2006 4:15 PM CST Things to ponder
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

hilarious Earl giggling out loud!!
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Jun 14, 2006 4:15 PM CST Things to ponder
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
Good Stuff, nice to be laughing!

;)
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Jun 14, 2006 4:16 PM CST Things to ponder
applause applause applause applause applause
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Jul 4, 2006 3:44 PM CST Things to ponder
Raynew
RaynewRaynewConcord, North Carolina USA99 Threads 2,400 Posts
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Shouldn't the Air and Space Museum be empty?

grin
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