Things not to do In Nevada ( Archived) (40)

Jul 14, 2007 11:58 AM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
These are for my out of country friend who may visit this country some day and just in case you end up in the great silver state here are a few things to not do, which will make your trip safer and more enjoyable.



1 Never walk into a cowboy bar
wearing, pink velvet Chapp's
and gold spurs.


2. Never walk up to a biker and
ask.
can I touch your beard?



3. Never go into Convenience
store on an Indian reservation
wearing a 7th Calvary T-Shirt

4. Never go into a Hispanic
neighborhood wearing
any white Supremacist
garb.

5. Under no circumstance
should you walk your dog
in an Asian neighborhood.

6. Never walk downtown on
the strip with money hanging
out of your pockets.

7. Do not stand in a hood looking
lost while shooting pictures.



8. Never try to pick up a Badger
they are not kittens, especially
while your intoxicated.

9. Never ask a policeman if he has
anything better to do.


10. Never swim in the holding
ponds you see in some desert
towns, these are sewage
treatment ponds.




There thats 10 things not to do in Nevada.
Hope your trip is a happy one.
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Jul 14, 2007 12:01 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
scarlets
scarletsscarletsllanelli, Dyfed, Wales UK6 Threads 1,386 Posts
there is one thing you shouldnt do but i would love to do is to break into area 51 and find evidence of alien technology, very impossible to do that i know.laugh cheers
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Jul 14, 2007 12:05 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
Well

People who try seem to Disappear.
And I forgot to mention the above items have actually happened , and had less than Desirable results.

enjoy your stay in the Silver State

Note*

which by the way has more gold in microscopic form than the golden state my neighbor
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Jul 14, 2007 12:12 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ..ill bear them in mind Charlie...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers handshake
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Jul 14, 2007 12:14 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
Rgr Dodger

My English Brutha From anutha Mutha
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Jul 14, 2007 12:15 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
thumbs up
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Jul 14, 2007 12:17 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
scarlets
scarletsscarletsllanelli, Dyfed, Wales UK6 Threads 1,386 Posts
i am told that area 51 is patrolled constantly and if you are caught near the "no go" zone then you are firstly warned then if you try again you are arrested. is that true?cheers
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Jul 14, 2007 12:18 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
Damn. I needed this two years ago - they won't let me back in for some reason...
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Jul 14, 2007 12:19 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
scarlets
scarletsscarletsllanelli, Dyfed, Wales UK6 Threads 1,386 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 14, 2007 12:19 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
I haven't been around there in some time, you use to be able to climb the mountain adjacent to the base and look around, but now they have electronic sensors and signs posted that deadly force will be used, Im not sure on the exact wording, but you get my drift.
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Jul 14, 2007 12:20 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
scarlets
scarletsscarletsllanelli, Dyfed, Wales UK6 Threads 1,386 Posts
thanks for the advice matethumbs up handshake
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Jul 14, 2007 12:20 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
Those 10 things I posted are actual calls for service, and some of them had tragic outcomes.
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Jul 14, 2007 12:22 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
Rgr Dodger

Your best bet is pay a large chunk of change for that Google earth sattelite link service and look at the over head pics from there.
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Jul 14, 2007 12:25 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
uptiger
uptigeruptigerWellington, New Zealand49 Threads 503 Posts
so...
what do you do in Nevada?
some of those banned activities sound like fun laugh conversing
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Jul 14, 2007 12:27 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
scarlets
scarletsscarletsllanelli, Dyfed, Wales UK6 Threads 1,386 Posts
ive got google earth but havent thought of checking satellite imagery on there so when ive got time later i will have a look.handshake cheers
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Jul 14, 2007 12:27 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
scarlets
scarletsscarletsllanelli, Dyfed, Wales UK6 Threads 1,386 Posts
your right mate it does sound like funthumbs up cheers
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Jul 14, 2007 12:28 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
Me

Im retired, I just camp and fish, and Hike.
Do some graphic art here and there.
Some of those calls were mine, and some were from other agencies in the area I worked.
Now I just hang out here and have fun.

grin
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Jul 14, 2007 12:31 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
scarlets
scarletsscarletsllanelli, Dyfed, Wales UK6 Threads 1,386 Posts
nevada sounds a peaceful place to live?
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Jul 14, 2007 12:33 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
Well

it is quiet for the most part, but as with every place there are things that happen which you never hear about.
I thought some of those were humorous.
At least they were at the time :)
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Jul 14, 2007 1:28 PM CST Things not to do In Nevada
Hennery
HenneryHenneryVentura, California USA31 Threads 855 Posts
conversing My Bet is That The Rogue Cop, know more of Nevada then I do...innocent

dancing I bought my first home In State Line Nevada in 1984 for $63,000.00 it was a 6 bdrm 4 1/2 bath in a sizplex at 9,000 at the top of Kingbary Grade. overlooking The Carson Valley...wink

It was fun if you like Ski Bunnies all winter long and a nice quiet hood in the summer, But there were little thing's that are best to remember in Nevada...

When I lived there all Recreational Drugs were a fellony, so even of you got busted being in the same place as drugs , you were looking at The Carson Prison as your new home for at least 2 years and 3 years probation, wich means that you can't leave Nevada to seek gainfull employment...grin

Nevada is a Right to work State, that means if you do your work and stay clear of The Law Dogs, then they will stay clear of you... mumbling

Nevada is where I stopped Drinking and using Drugs, I did not get busted there, it was just a place where there was way too much of everything, so I stopped and since I had a Clean Record, The Sherriff gave me a Concealed Weapons Permit
and I went to work for Harrahs as internal security...

Since I did not want to drink or smoke or be around Drunks and Druggies, that left me to The Jesus Freaks in The Chruches and they drank just as much and used all the same drugs as the Dopers, but they were Christian Drunks and Druggies...frustrated

confused Go Figure, So I took to hanging out with The GUN Freeks, The Been there Done That Straight, Clean Christian COPS OF The Great Silver State, though it's been over 20 years since I came back home most of those guy's still brig their families down and visit me at least once a year , So I tend to think well of Nevada People...handshake

elephant Just one thing one has to remember, when you enter Nevada and that is That you are no longer in California and some of The LAWS are best observed, NOT IGNORED!!!dunno


dancing ENJOY YOU TIME IN NEVADA!!!wave
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