The first thing I would do is clean house. All the baby rapen low life p*dophile Pr*%#$, would be Excommunicated, executed, or imprisoned.
Then ... I would Appoint Tony Soprano as my head Cardinal . He would be In Charge of refilling the ranks free of Child Molesting vermin which has infested the Catholic Church for generations.
Paulie would be the Vatican accountant , I think the numbers would go up and attendance would be at an all time high. All the secrets hidden from the masses would be revealed in public forums until all the deep dark secrets of the church were revealed.
And as far as politics goes ... I think Gary from the Team America World Police said it best.. " if you don't play nice I'll put a Ji had on you too ".
Remember , if you can't poke fun at public officials who can ya then .
Let's all have a good time, your only a key stroke away from your Baloney pony ride !
They make this stuff called Numz it and it comes in Cherry flavor , just put a little on your finger tip (wash hands first) and rub it onto the little ones gums. It is a temp fix, teething rings are also available which you pop into the freezer and let them gum on those as well.
Yes Ive been to Nevada lots of times.. .. but ermm..I dunno those things.
Oh wait I do!Sagebrush is the flower!
The State song is.. *Home means Nevada*
and the state bird is a Mountain Bluebird
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You've done rather well young lady , you are correct, you have won , a free unlimited ride time on the Baloney Pony , so saddle up hunny it's time to ride, If I buck ya off, just climb back on , and don't spur me so hard this time Ok ?
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If I were Pope
If and When I walk into any Church, the Local Fire Dept. is on hand to avoid any scorching of my delicate skin when I burst into flames ..