In the land of connecting singles Men and women intermingles Threading through the eyes of needles Flirting with both wimps and weasels Ladies fluttering their eyelashes Men flexing their humour muscles with splashes Of sometimes wit and sometimes other Oh, dear Lord is he my brother?
However, deep within CS there lies A coven of gorgeous witchy spies They only come out late at night To give poor old men like me a fright!
They hiss and giggle and brew up a spell To make poor men feel quite unwell But the truth is this, you see, In real life they're so pretty And prim and nice and sugary Especially if sat on your knee!
Oh CS witches coven You belong inside an oven! You are all so very 'hot' Methinks I love y'all a lot!
And on this day when the sun rises May I wish your day be filled with nice surprises If I could only cast a spell I'd give you Heaven, and never Hell
Now please be nice to poor old men And send them kisses (at least ten) You know we love you witchy lasses Cooked in wine and yummy molasses!
Hey - ........the sun is already blazing with a beautiful dawn, and it's going to be a GREAT day!
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Men and women intermingles
Threading through the eyes of needles
Flirting with both wimps and weasels
Ladies fluttering their eyelashes
Men flexing their humour muscles with splashes
Of sometimes wit and sometimes other
Oh, dear Lord is he my brother?
However, deep within CS there lies
A coven of gorgeous witchy spies
They only come out late at night
To give poor old men like me a fright!
They hiss and giggle and brew up a spell
To make poor men feel quite unwell
But the truth is this, you see,
In real life they're so pretty
And prim and nice and sugary
Especially if sat on your knee!
Oh CS witches coven
You belong inside an oven!
You are all so very 'hot'
Methinks I love y'all a lot!
And on this day when the sun rises
May I wish your day be filled with nice surprises
If I could only cast a spell
I'd give you Heaven, and never Hell
Now please be nice to poor old men
And send them kisses (at least ten)
You know we love you witchy lasses
Cooked in wine and yummy molasses!
Hey - ........the sun is already blazing with a beautiful dawn, and it's going to be a GREAT day!
Robert