AGES ( Archived) (5)

/Ages 22/
1.handsome
2.charming
3.witty
4.in good shape
5.dresses with style
6.full of thoughtfull surprises
7.an imaginative, romantic lover

/Ages 32/
1.nice looking -preferably with hair on his head
2.has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant
3.listens more then he talks
4.laughs at my jokes at appropirate times
5.can carry all the groceries wit hease
6.owns at least one tie
7.likes to be romantic at least once a week

/Ages 42/
1.not too ugly- bald head OK
2.doesnt drive off until im in the car
3.is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
4.usually wears shirt that covers stomach
5.remembers to put the toilet seat down
6.usually remembers the the punch line of jokes
7.shaves on most weekends

/Ages 52/
1.keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate lenght
2.doesnt belch or scratch on public
3.doesnt borrow money too often
4.doesnt nod off to sleep while im emoting
5.usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
6.remember your name on occasion
7.shaves on som weekends

/Ages 62/
1.remembers where the bathroom is
2.is in good enough shape to stand up alone
3.only snores lightly when awake /LOUDLY when asleep/
4.remember where he left his teeth
5.usually wears some clothes
6.like soft foods
7.remembers when....

/Ages 72/
1.breathing......

i'll take 32 in that case

yeah too right