Things people around the world learn about Americans by watching ''Baywatch'' ( Archived) (9)

1.American women and men spend 15 % of their days running in slow motion along the beach.

2.Americans almost drown an average of two times each hour.

3.Despite the habit of breathing water,CPR always works and no one actually dies, expect from cancer.

4.People in the U.S. look thoughtfully at the ocean for an average of 15 seconds after being told anything of any importance.

5.Americans never worry about getting enough to eat, but fat people are unreliable and sometimes evil.

6.Most American women have abnormally large breasts that are worshipped via close-ups for an average of two minutes and thirteen seconds per hour.

7.When swimming in California,your more likely to be attacked by jewel thieves ot taked hostage by terrorists than yr to drown.

8.Although Americans , especially lifeguards , complain that they r poor, they all have expensive sport cars and luxurious homes.

9.Motorboats, unlike cars, will not talk back to David Hasselhoff.

I LIKE IT

Forgot one thing: most activity that takes place off the beach occurs in montages and lasts no longer than two minutes

Nice!!!

I am in the remaining 85% I guess....

I haven't been to the beach once, since the opening of the season, even though I live 20 mins away from the nearest one.

I don't have large breasts and don't care much about them

I never was given a CPR

I am constantly worried about what I eat and how much I eat

I look at the person in the eye, not at the ocean, after he/she tells me something of importance

I may drive an "ok" car but I sure worked damn hard to get there

You need to get your cute _ _ _ back here, to US, if you wanna get a better (close-up) idea