Bad kitty ( Archived) (4)

Aug 1, 2007 5:31 PM CST Bad kitty
littleprechaun
littleprechaunlittleprechaunKenna, USA15 Threads 262 Posts
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train tracks, he didn't notice a train coming down the tracks.

As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.

The moral of the story - don't lose your head over a piece of tail!
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Aug 1, 2007 5:32 PM CST Bad kitty
Tinker208
Tinker208Tinker208Lincoln, Nebraska USA16 Threads 552 Posts
cheers That's funny, but so true!
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Aug 1, 2007 5:32 PM CST Bad kitty
littleprechaun
littleprechaunlittleprechaunKenna, USA15 Threads 262 Posts
i was just trying to lighten things up a bit, some of these threads are getting waaaaaaaaaaaaay too deep, and some are just depressing............
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Aug 1, 2007 5:33 PM CST Bad kitty
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
I've never lost my head...

But I've lost a bet or two...!

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