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Feb 13, 2006 5:44 PM CST Three ducks
Raynew
RaynewRaynewConcord, North Carolina USA99 Threads 2,400 Posts
Three little ducks go into a Bar
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.
What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes, "My name is Puddles."
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Feb 13, 2006 5:47 PM CST Three ducks
buzzer
buzzerbuzzerdublin, Dublin Ireland37 Threads 295 Posts
Very Good................
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Feb 13, 2006 6:01 PM CST Three ducks
specialk1
specialk1specialk1Cupids Junction, USA16 Threads 391 Posts
hehehe...thats bad.....
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Feb 13, 2006 6:11 PM CST Three ducks
Tumpa
TumpaTumpaottawa, Ontario Canada88 Threads 7,091 Posts
that's one dirty duck...or three.
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Feb 13, 2006 7:40 PM CST Three ducks
CautiousSingle
CautiousSingleCautiousSingleSouthern, British Columbia Canada4 Threads 697 Posts
lucky duck ...
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Feb 14, 2006 11:25 AM CST Three ducks
Corbie157
Corbie157Corbie157Stony Plain, Alberta Canada4 Threads 26 Posts
I agree with you Ray... Lucky Duck.
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Apr 12, 2006 9:22 AM CST Three ducks
Cutechick
CutechickCutechickNewcastle Upon Tyne, Northumberland, England UK63 Threads 761 Posts
That is terrible!!!!
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Apr 12, 2006 9:26 AM CST Three ducks
Mistress_H
Mistress_HMistress_HLeeds, West Yorkshire, England UK1 Threads 20 Posts
If you think life is bad, imagine being a chicken egg!
You only get laid ONCE,
You only get smashed ONCE,
And the bird that sits on your face is your MUM!! lol
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