I was having a bad night at work when I came up with these... (2)
21) Try convincing your wife that she needs to wear a collar, leash, and muzzle before going out.
22) It’s legal to have more than one dog.
23) If your dog has children, and there are just too many dogs in the house, you just give them away after 8 - 12 weeks.
I forgot these!
22) It’s legal to have more than one dog.
23) If your dog has children, and there are just too many dogs in the house, you just give them away after 8 - 12 weeks.
I forgot these!
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20 Reasons why dogs are better than wives:
1) Dogs are always happy to see you when you get home.
2) Bones are cheaper than jewelry or flowers.
3) They can be taught to sit and stay.
4) A dog is always happy if you want to play with them, no matter when.
5) While a groomer and a beauty parlor have a lot in common, and cost as much, dogs don’t have to go every week.
6) A dog will only get out of bed when you tell it to. (A snoring dog can be rolled over much easier than a snoring wife.)
7) A dog will not constantly tell you nothing is wrong when you ask.
8) A dog will go out with you anywhere at any time.
9) A dog loves to go fishing or camping with you.
10) You’ll never have to divorce a dog, nor will you ever want to – see #18 and 19.
11) When a dog does something wrong, and you confront them, they acknowledge their error(s) immediately and try to make it up to you.
12) A dog will watch whatever you want on television without argument.
13) A dog will not object if you want to go out without him – see #1.
14) A dog doesn’t complain if you go to lunch and bring home a doggie bag, and want to share it for dinner.
15) A dog will cuddle when you want, and not when you don’t – see #3.
16) When your dog starts a fight, a bucket of cold water will usually put a stop to it.
17) A dog will not object if you bring home a female friend from a bar – see #1.
18) A dog’s love is unconditional.
19) A dog’s loyalty is unconditional.
20) Dogs understand the meaning of the word “no”.