Alone_Again Forum Posts (95)

RE: What the He..

Well, the ear wax will help keep it up there...

RE: Can a woman be too loud in bed??

Check her pulse.

RE: Teach me Something

The speed of light in a vacumn is not a constant.

Neither is the force of gravity.

RE: did anybody dream about me last night ?...what did you dream about last night ?

I didn't dream about you, either.

I DID dream about Comet 17P/Hobbs impacting somewhere near either of my ex-wives.

I woke up with a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Then I turned on the news, and found out it was only wishful thinking on my part.

Sigh.

RE: I'm new to this thing...any help out there?

Johnny's isn't that kind of bar...

Now, if co-eds in a cage dancing is more up your alley...

It's just north of the Flying "J", west of I-65 right off of exit 139.

Take the frontage road north and it's the bar on the left.

It was so roudy on the weekends that it had to move out of downtown, where the Lebanon cops can't go because it's across the city line.

RE: Match's Tag and Graphics Dungeon... Place your order.

5'5 Blonde and Blue is fine with ME!

RE: Nostradamus

Anyone can write that kind of drivel if:

You sit in the dark;
Burn 'insence' in a brazier;
Breathe the fumes A LOT...

You know, carbon monoxide is said to have the same effect, only difference is that you don't stick around to write 1000 quatrains.

RE: what do you miss most in your life.

If I had half a mind I'd...


























Oops. The rest of this response was contained in the half a mind that I've lost.

If you find it, please post it to me if I can remember where I live.

RE: Wake up IN.................

What.

Now, if we could get 57 more, we could light a light bulb!

RE: The Riddle Thread...

Step 1: Get a big mallet.
Step 2: Mallet the Mallards.
Step 3: Clean de-pressed ducks.
Step 4: Cook de-pressed ducks.
Step 5: Eat de-pressed ducks.

Byproduct: You can get down while you do step 3. Just play The Doors.

RE: What WAS the best thing since sliced bread?????

Peanut Butter, Marshmallow, and Bananas!

Seriously...the bread slicer was patented in 1928.

So, in my book, it would have to be either jet aircraft, or hybrid automobiles.

RE: Could you........

Depends on whether or not you're covered in Marshmallow Fluff, Chocolate, Whipped Cream, Sprinkles, and a couple of Marachino Cherries...

If you were, then you'd really BE the flavor of the week.

RE: WHO ARE YOU???????????????

My Astronomy.

RE: Anyone done that online Karaoke thing?

Then post and you'll get plenty of it to prove that you're wrong!

RE: George Bush's 3 favorite words

I know what his LEAST favorite word is...

Democrat!

LOL

Either that or "Clinton"...

RE: Film Prequels Game

Prequel to "Top Gun" = "Pop Gun"

Prequel to "1776" = "1492"

Prequel to "Platoon" = "Basic"

Prequel to "The Bird Cage" = "The Chicken Coop"

Prequel to "Rocky" = "Pebble"

RE: Film Prequels Game

What a wardrobe wants to be when it grows up...

A flatpack.

RE: what's your favorite type of dancing?

Watching women mud wrestle to "Ride of the Valkryies".

RE: How many have you had?

Well, let's count...

4 in the moat...
...
3 eaten by the werewolf in the front yard...
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7 hanging in the trees...
...
2 dismembered in the back...
...
and the one cooking in the oven.

17!

RE: ARE WE HAVING FUN YET??????????????

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RE: What is the craziest thing you ever did drunk.

Parasailing over a home college football game.

And no, I did not land on the field.

Just mooned 70000 people at the same time.

RE: Should I change my profile pic?

Personally, I vote for your #3.

RE: I'm new to this thing...any help out there?

Well, NONE of the women that I have personally tried to begin a conversation with have deigned to respond -- except to tell me that they're busy and it'll take a couple of weeks for them to get organized enough to consider a date. then, after the weeks are up, and you attempt to reinitiate a conversation, you don't get a response. EVER.

I am seriously getting ready to call it quits here.

Up for a cold one? Johnny's has a cage and jumps on Saturday night, I'm told.

Ed

RE: whats your favorite halloween movie?

Rocky Horror...

I usually play "Eddie" in a cast somewhere on Halloween weekend.

RE: You're stuck on an island....

PeaceMom...

She looks good enough to eat!

RE: Who wants to see me bum?

Why would anyone want to fondle a bum?

As far as I know, they ride railroad cars, smell bad, and crave a bath.

Oh wait...that describes everyone that takes the Underground...

Never mind.

Looking for a dinner date Saturday evening!

And here we are AGAIN...

STILL LOOKING for that elusive dinner date for Saturday - please save me from having to go to the racetrack with one of my truck drivers!

PLEASE!

RE: if you had all the money in the world that you wanted what type of lifestyle would you live ?

Me?

74' 2 Masted Sloop
Fully Automated

in the South Pacific
Scuba Diving all day

No
Are you kidding? It'd be quite a commute every day from Fiji to Indianapolis...

Looking for a dinner date Saturday evening!

Well, here we go again...

It's Thursday, soon to be Friday, soon to be the DREADED SATURDAY.

And I STILL don't have a date.

I must have some strange disease that:

1) There is no name for;
2) There is no cure for;
3) That renders me totally repulsive.

Strange tho that none of my coworkers have noticed it.
Maybe I caught it from them and we're all in the same boat?

RE: How do you get up in the morning?

A 360 degree oscillation?

Hmmm... you must have a lot of scuff marks on your ceiling.

And I hope you don't have a ceiling fan in your bedroom...

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