Christmas Countdown (97)
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Jen 112 
Jen 112 ughhhhhhh I used to love Christmas...not so much now.
Grandma got runover by a reindeer.......
Grandma got runover by a reindeer....... Thanks Dawn for the 112, glad there is another christmas lover in here!
I have some catching up to do on the throwing of things 
109 sorry guys I missed a few days..sheesh you would think someone would keep this going lol
Brew you could start a countdown to New Years thread
ok... 116 days to go (I think)..anywho
COMEON NEW YEARS EVE.. GOT THE BEER
WHERE'S ALL DA WOMEN ???
PARTY ON TIME
OH......YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rah rah rah
COMEON NEW YEARS EVE.. GOT THE BEER
WHERE'S ALL DA WOMEN ???
PARTY ON TIME
OH......YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rah rah rah
Great....bloody great . Now I have to throw things at 2 people for the next few months
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring, Not even a mouse.
'Cuzz the cat had pounced on him And tore him apart - Ate his mouse intestines And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleighbells, Which made him take pause - He stopped daintily licking The blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa," thought Kitty (That quite clever cat) 'Cuz nobody else climbs down The chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa So jolly and fat With a huge load of presents And all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr, Then he coughed up a hairball
'Cuzz the cat had pounced on him And tore him apart - Ate his mouse intestines And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleighbells, Which made him take pause - He stopped daintily licking The blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa," thought Kitty (That quite clever cat) 'Cuz nobody else climbs down The chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa So jolly and fat With a huge load of presents And all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr, Then he coughed up a hairball
The Legend Of Angels Atop Trees
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours- all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"
And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass........
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours- all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"
And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass........
Hi You!
I don't want to hear any more talk about christmas or snow for at least another 6 months or so.
Geeeze, why do I log in while having lunch.
Oh yeah, to say Hello to eveyone! 
I don't want to hear any more talk about christmas or snow for at least another 6 months or so.
Geeeze, why do I log in while having lunch.
Oh yeah, to say Hello to eveyone!
Any body got 2 bowling balls I can borrow?
Yea here I have..oh wait, oops..you said BOWLING balls..ha-ha.. sorry, I thought you said.... ah... well ...never mind...
I'll just pretend I never read it ....ok
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