Just a little something to make ALL laugh! (26)
blackneckbaby14 Threads 356 PostsFirst of all I want to say hello to all in the CS FORUMS!!!! anyways, me and my supervisor heard something hilarious on the radio this morning while we was working lol. Dunno some of you may have already heard this but in case some of you haven't I wanted to share this because I thought it was so funny. There was a guy in New England that broke into an ATM machine. Well he used a cutting torch to break into it. He suceeded all right in cutting it open BUT.............HE BURNED UP ALL THE CASH IN THE PROCESS OF CUTTING THE ATM MACHINE OPEN. ROTFLMMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gawd I couldn't stop laughing after this LOL
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LOL, doesn't it just make you feel proud to be part of the human race
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hello to you also and omg how brilliant of him...i tell you some ppl just dont use their brain very well..lol
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LMFAO too funny this guy just dang wasn't thinking at all and of course he got busted hahahahaha LMAO
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HAHAHHA agree with you on that one txangel LOL
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Oh my freaking gawd LMFAO!!!
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Police: Door thwarted robbery suspect's escape attempt
A suspect wanted for a convenience-store holdup in Joplin, Mo., may just be this year's dumbest criminal.
According to Joplin Police Detective Jason Schanot, a masked gunman held up a store at about 2:17 a.m. on Nov. 21 and effortlessly removed an undisclosed amount of money from the cash register — the store clerk was hiding in a back room. But the suspect's escape was more complicated.
When the suspect tried to leave the store, he was unable to open the door. The store's front door swings inward and customers have to pull the door open to leave. Detective Schanot said the robber pushed at the door when he should have pulled.
This oversight jumpstarted what became a protracted and comical escape attempt that was caught on the store's surveillance camera.
The robber reportedly hurled himself against the door several times before attempting to kick it open. When that failed, he hurled a magazine rack at the door but was unable to break the glass. He then took the rack to the store's window, shattered the glass and escaped.
Joplin police have not yet apprehended the suspect. He is described as a black man in his mid-20s and over 6 feet tall. At the time of the robbery, the suspect had a T-shirt wrapped around his head and wore a surgical mask. Anyone with information can call the Joplin police department at (417) 623-3131.
A suspect wanted for a convenience-store holdup in Joplin, Mo., may just be this year's dumbest criminal.
According to Joplin Police Detective Jason Schanot, a masked gunman held up a store at about 2:17 a.m. on Nov. 21 and effortlessly removed an undisclosed amount of money from the cash register — the store clerk was hiding in a back room. But the suspect's escape was more complicated.
When the suspect tried to leave the store, he was unable to open the door. The store's front door swings inward and customers have to pull the door open to leave. Detective Schanot said the robber pushed at the door when he should have pulled.
This oversight jumpstarted what became a protracted and comical escape attempt that was caught on the store's surveillance camera.
The robber reportedly hurled himself against the door several times before attempting to kick it open. When that failed, he hurled a magazine rack at the door but was unable to break the glass. He then took the rack to the store's window, shattered the glass and escaped.
Joplin police have not yet apprehended the suspect. He is described as a black man in his mid-20s and over 6 feet tall. At the time of the robbery, the suspect had a T-shirt wrapped around his head and wore a surgical mask. Anyone with information can call the Joplin police department at (417) 623-3131.
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that was way to funny hon thanks for the good laugh I be he was way beyond pissed...lol lol....I would of loved to be a fly on the wall to see the look on his face when he relized all his effords were in vain...lol.. how funny....
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Was talkin to my friend last night on the phone while she was out for a drive.
She said she past by a Ardy's that had a sign in the window that said try our new ((all natural)) chicken sandwich.....lol what was the chicken meat before??
She said she past by a Ardy's that had a sign in the window that said try our new ((all natural)) chicken sandwich.....lol what was the chicken meat before??
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good one gives one to pause..mmm.chicken lol
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LOL all natural chicken??? LMFAO
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lmfao lianhearted i must say you have out done me today ahahhahahaha too funny LMAO
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lion*
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LOL, some pretty odd people running around
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You brighten up the forum blackneck...glad your here. You are the one that had the great idea!!
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aww thankies lionhearted. lol like I was saying heard that on the radio this morning and wanted to share it with you all LOL too funny!!!! lol
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Police: Drunk man used lawnmower as escape vehicle
The oft-dreaded chore of mowing the lawn was one Illinois parolee's way of trying to run from the law.
But 45-year-old Charles H. Carter's problems kept growing after he allegedly led police officers on a slow-speed pursuit through a cornfield on a stolen lawnmower.
On Nov. 22, Deputy Sheriff James Tapscott of Sagamon County received a call from a confidential source, who claimed that Carter was riding on a stolen green Craftsman lawnmower. Tapscott, who was at police headquarters when he received the call, found a parole warrant from the Illinois Department of Corrections for Carter, who'd been previously convicted of theft.
Police later found a happy and drunk Carter who, according to Tapscott, was still sporting his ankle monitor and was laughing as he plowed through the cornfield on the lawnmower.
Police immediately set up a perimeter around the field. But after seeing the marked police cars, Carter continued to drive around in circles, still laughing, according to Tapscott.
Carter finally dismounted the mower after Tapscott threatened to shock him with a Taser.
Even as Carter was being arrested, Tapscott said, he was "still laughing like a happy drunk."
"It was kind of funny. I never had that happen before," Tapscott said.
Carter is being held in prison. His escape vehicle was confiscated by the Sheriff's department.
The oft-dreaded chore of mowing the lawn was one Illinois parolee's way of trying to run from the law.
But 45-year-old Charles H. Carter's problems kept growing after he allegedly led police officers on a slow-speed pursuit through a cornfield on a stolen lawnmower.
On Nov. 22, Deputy Sheriff James Tapscott of Sagamon County received a call from a confidential source, who claimed that Carter was riding on a stolen green Craftsman lawnmower. Tapscott, who was at police headquarters when he received the call, found a parole warrant from the Illinois Department of Corrections for Carter, who'd been previously convicted of theft.
Police later found a happy and drunk Carter who, according to Tapscott, was still sporting his ankle monitor and was laughing as he plowed through the cornfield on the lawnmower.
Police immediately set up a perimeter around the field. But after seeing the marked police cars, Carter continued to drive around in circles, still laughing, according to Tapscott.
Carter finally dismounted the mower after Tapscott threatened to shock him with a Taser.
Even as Carter was being arrested, Tapscott said, he was "still laughing like a happy drunk."
"It was kind of funny. I never had that happen before," Tapscott said.
Carter is being held in prison. His escape vehicle was confiscated by the Sheriff's department.
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Instead of all that depressing war news over seas, cable needs a "weird" news show! Theres not enough Daily Show or Colbert Report on T.V. lol
Allen
Allen
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OMG!! ROFLMAOOOOO Now that is hilarious!!!
Tracy :o)
Tracy :o)
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Buns of steel face charges
JEFFERSON COUNTY, Mo. — An inmate who broke a bulletproof window with his bare buttocks has been charged with second-degree property damage.
Garrette Bellew, 21, pulled down his trousers on May 19, ran full-sprint at a door, did a quick 180-degree turnaround in mid-air and struck a jail window with his derriere, authorities said. All this occurred while a perplexed guard stood and watched on the other side.
Bellew had been awaiting trial on two counts of first-degree burglary, according to a Jefferson County court clerk. The additional property damage charge, filed May 30, carries a penalty of up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine.
JEFFERSON COUNTY, Mo. — An inmate who broke a bulletproof window with his bare buttocks has been charged with second-degree property damage.
Garrette Bellew, 21, pulled down his trousers on May 19, ran full-sprint at a door, did a quick 180-degree turnaround in mid-air and struck a jail window with his derriere, authorities said. All this occurred while a perplexed guard stood and watched on the other side.
Bellew had been awaiting trial on two counts of first-degree burglary, according to a Jefferson County court clerk. The additional property damage charge, filed May 30, carries a penalty of up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine.
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