Its gud to be blonde! ( Archived) (13)

Sep 14, 2007 6:20 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
minimoo
minimoominimooDublin, Ireland123 Threads 1,537 Posts
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal
her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are
all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper


Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on
Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds
her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.


Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange
juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.


There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"


A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flyingover head. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
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Sep 14, 2007 6:23 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Why did the blonde have a sore belly button??
Her boyfriend was blonde as well...
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Sep 14, 2007 6:24 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
minimoo
minimoominimooDublin, Ireland123 Threads 1,537 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
barf barf barf
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Sep 14, 2007 6:32 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
Q. What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?.
A. A brunette.

Q. What did the blonde say first thing in the morning?.
A. What team do you guys play for?.
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Sep 14, 2007 6:34 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
minimoo
minimoominimooDublin, Ireland123 Threads 1,537 Posts
thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
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Sep 14, 2007 8:57 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I just love blonde jokes
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Sep 14, 2007 9:00 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
fterrega
fterregafterregasaarbrücken, Saarland Germany2 Threads 323 Posts
Why are blond jokes so short?
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Sep 14, 2007 9:00 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
fterrega
fterregafterregasaarbrücken, Saarland Germany2 Threads 323 Posts
So they can remember it... wow
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Sep 14, 2007 9:10 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
fterrega
fterregafterregasaarbrücken, Saarland Germany2 Threads 323 Posts
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
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Sep 14, 2007 9:12 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
that was great!!laugh
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Nov 19, 2007 8:47 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
What's blonde brown blonde brown blonde brown blonde brown ?

















A phoney blonde doing a cartwheel.. cartwheel
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Nov 19, 2007 8:50 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
jgspain63
jgspain63jgspain63Malaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 471 Posts
These are all really good rolling on the floor laughing applause
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Nov 19, 2007 11:13 AM CST Its gud to be blonde!
tone1701
tone1701tone1701Somewhere, New York USA4 Threads 97 Posts
why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

she ate all the W's

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what do you call three blondes standing ear to ear?

wind-tunnel

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