What's on the Menu? ( Archived) (2)

Sep 18, 2007 5:55 PM CST What's on the Menu?
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

* Broiled Missionary: $10.00
* Fried Explorer: $15.00
* Grilled Republican: $100.00
* Baked Democrat: $250.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap it takes all morning.”


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Sep 18, 2007 5:57 PM CST What's on the Menu?
Wizzie1967
Wizzie1967Wizzie1967Ennis, Clare Ireland13 Threads 757 Posts
A cannibal is having lunch with his son. Then he stop eating, look at his son right in the eyes and say to him:
- Do you like your mummy?
- Yes, daddy.
- So have another bit then...

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