A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap it takes all morning.”
A cannibal is having lunch with his son. Then he stop eating, look at his son right in the eyes and say to him: - Do you like your mummy? - Yes, daddy. - So have another bit then...
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* Broiled Missionary: $10.00
* Fried Explorer: $15.00
* Grilled Republican: $100.00
* Baked Democrat: $250.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap it takes all morning.”