Contagious (16)
good one!!!!
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Love it, lol!
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..excellent...!
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nice one
teacher asks the kids to bring in to class something
to show what their fathers do all day
Mary brings a spanner cos her dad's a mechanic
Davy brings a paint brush cos his dad's a decorator
just as she's getting to the last of them in comes Johny
dragging an iron lung
Johny, exclaims the teacher, what did your father say when you took that
never said anything ,replied Johny, he just went red
teacher asks the kids to bring in to class something
to show what their fathers do all day
Mary brings a spanner cos her dad's a mechanic
Davy brings a paint brush cos his dad's a decorator
just as she's getting to the last of them in comes Johny
dragging an iron lung
Johny, exclaims the teacher, what did your father say when you took that
never said anything ,replied Johny, he just went red
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guess I am the only one who has never heard the word contagious used in relation to painting houses eh?
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You just having a blonde moment princess 
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How did you know I am blonde? I serously dont get the joke!
have google contagious..cannot find anything paint related
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it'll take the c*nt ages
as in a long time
contagious with an Irish accent
ah
never mind
as in a long time
contagious with an Irish accent
ah
never mind
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Dont yer just love blondes
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where would our joke books be without blonds
bless 'em
bless 'em
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A moment's pause....then the penny dropped.
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Roland stands up and says "last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious".
Well done Roland says the teacher, would any one else like to try?
Bridie gets up and says "My gran says that there is a bug going around and it is contagious".
Well done Birdie says the teacher, would any one else like to try?
Sean jumps up and says "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2" brush. My dad says it will take the contagious".