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>> Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and
>> when
>> his plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to his
>> home in
>> Montreal.
>>
>> As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.
>>
>> "You know," he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a
>> limousine.
>> Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"
>>
>> The driver said, "No problem...have at it!"
>>
>> Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A
>> short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper, operating his first speed
>> trap.
>> The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.
>>
>> The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his
>> patrol
>> car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's
>> door
>> and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was
>> driving.
>> He, immediately, excused himself and went back to his car to call his
>> supervisor.
>>
>> He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law, but I
>> also know that important people are, sometimes, given certain courtesies.
>> I need
>> to know what I should do, because I have stopped a very important
>> person!"
>>
>> The supervisor asked, "Is it the Governor?"
>>
>> The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that!"
>>
>> The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the President?"
>>
>> The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that!"
>>
>> The supervisor finally asked, "Well, then, who is it?"
>>
>> The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy
>> Graham for a chauffer!"
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