Saturday Night funny From the South... ( Archived) (33)

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and
beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating some hog jawls, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.

Storing that one for future reference...

Good one Heartsdesire...good one ..

thank you

why are you going to try out the "hind lick manuver"

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

I thought this was gooder'n grits.

It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch around here lately.
So I justa thought I'd live'n thangs up a bit wit some of that thar good ole southern laughter.

You never know when something like that could come in handy...!