Newfie gets caught (4)

A Newfie was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish.
He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You
Must understand these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Ya. Ever night I take these y'ere fish down to DA lake
And lets 'em swim round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this here ice chest and I take them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The newfie looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, It's the truth Mr. Gov'ment man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"

The newfie poured the fish into the lake and stood and
Waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the newfie.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The newfie said, "Call who back?"

The FISH!" replied the warden.
"What fish?" answered the newfie.-----

We in Newfoundland may not be as smart as some city
Slickers, but we aren' t as dumb as most gov'ment people.

I love it!