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very beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his
desire would be death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's
personal chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange
for Nick the Dragon Slayer to more than just satisfy
his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to
arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed
to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
itching powder and poured a little bit into the
Queen's brassiere while she bathed.? Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and quickly grew
intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address
this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King
and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for
four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that
tests had shown so far that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the
itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon
Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he
quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four
hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's
itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
Slayer left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chambers, Nick the Dragon Slayer
found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins.? With his obsession now satisfied,
Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to
get lost
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive
dose of the same itching powder into the King's
underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
The moral of the story:
Pay your bills.