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Oct 14, 2007 7:27 AM CST Marriage is...
kissey7
kissey7kissey7kota kinabalu, Sabah Malaysia15 Threads 29 Posts
Marriage is a three ring circus:
1. engagement ring
2. wedding ring
3. suffering
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Oct 14, 2007 7:35 AM CST Marriage is...
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
Marriage is:

1. a legal, moral and ethical partnership
2. a merging of two selves and two lives into one
3. a walk through life hand in hand down the same path
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Oct 14, 2007 7:37 AM CST Marriage is...
JH443
JH443JH443Akron, Ohio USA7 Threads 1 Polls 519 Posts
These two posts remind me of a joke posted recently about "ideally" and "practically" laugh
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Oct 14, 2007 7:37 AM CST Marriage is...
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
well I'm all up for jokes...so lets hear it...laugh
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Oct 14, 2007 7:41 AM CST Marriage is...
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
yea Ive seen that one and it still makes me laugh...laugh
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Oct 14, 2007 8:00 AM CST Marriage is...
Plainfieldguy
PlainfieldguyPlainfieldguyplainfield, Indiana USA13 Threads 984 Posts
Relationships are a lot like a ham and eggs breakfast:


The chicken was invested.
The hog was committed.

applause
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Oct 14, 2007 8:16 AM CST Marriage is...
chhoom
chhoomchhoomcalcutta, West Bengal India14 Posts
marriage....????......well...the synonyms r....1. buying and maintaining a car and 2. make an elephant feed.....unfortunately....1. I've the first one....2. dont like elephant as a pet....3. cant hv any two simultaneously...( am a poor fellow)...he he....so marriage is a millionare's luxury to me..... sigh
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Oct 14, 2007 8:16 AM CST Marriage is...
kissey7
kissey7kissey7kota kinabalu, Sabah Malaysia15 Threads 29 Posts
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested....
Then God created man and rested...
Then God created woman....
Since ten, neither God nor Man has rested...
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Oct 14, 2007 8:20 AM CST Marriage is...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
Marriage is: Finding that one special person that you can annoy for the rest of your life... laugh
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Oct 14, 2007 8:25 AM CST Marriage is...
kissey7
kissey7kissey7kota kinabalu, Sabah Malaysia15 Threads 29 Posts
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Oct 14, 2007 8:29 AM CST Marriage is...
kissey7
kissey7kissey7kota kinabalu, Sabah Malaysia15 Threads 29 Posts
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free!!!!
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Oct 14, 2007 8:52 AM CST Marriage is...
chhoom
chhoomchhoomcalcutta, West Bengal India14 Posts
delete "year" from the first sentence and put "week"
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Oct 14, 2007 9:20 AM CST Marriage is...
kissey7
kissey7kissey7kota kinabalu, Sabah Malaysia15 Threads 29 Posts
...cheers my friend...take it easy
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