Hi xxLilyxx, since i can't send flowers to you as i am out of your site, i just wanna thank you for the photo rating support. You have a goodday and smile from you heart...bye
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.... Then God created man and rested... Then God created woman.... Since ten, neither God nor Man has rested...
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in fours days." She looked at him and said,"God, I wish I had your will power."
A couple was having a dicussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded,"If it were not for my money, the house would not be here!". The wife replied,"MY dear, if it were not for your money, I would not be here."
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion hadled to an arguement, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,"Relatives of yours?" "Yes," the wife replied,"In-Laws."
A man-eating lion troubled an African village. So its leaders sent a message to the great white hunter, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay wait for the lion, but it never showed up. Finally, he told the tribal chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter lying there, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. "What happened, bwana? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the lion!", he howled."Which of you Idiots let the bull loose?".
This is hilarious...construct sentences using numeric!
Albert was asked to make a sentence using the numeric 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back from 10 to 1. This was what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
Zen is about standing back, letting oneself "GO"...and getting in touch with the peace and wisdom that lies within all us all. Its about the discovery of the scared in the midst of the humble and the ordinary. About not getting caught up in the rat race and the endless search for material possessions.
With its emphasis on looking within, enjoying the moment, detachment and compassion, Zen offers arefreshingly different slant on life. To experience Zen is a bit like looking through the other end of the telescope.
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Hi xxLilyxx,since i can't send flowers to you as i am out of your site, i just wanna thank you for the photo rating support. You have a goodday and smile from you heart...bye