Laughter to help you make your day better.. ( Archived) (7)

A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she replies.

"Two weeks ago when i went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses i bet on," he explains.

She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes to, he says, "What was that for?"

The wife said, " Your horse phoned."

good one

nice one!!

Another Joke:

A man-eating lion troubled an African village. So its leaders sent a message to the great white hunter, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay wait for the lion, but it never showed up.
Finally, he told the tribal chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter lying there, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, bwana? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the lion!", he howled."Which of you Idiots let the bull loose?".