A very drunk guy is cut off by the bartender and told to go home. He falls off the stool, crawls to the door, rolls down the stairs to the street, crawls across the street to where he lives and makes it to bed. Next morning his wife accuses him of coming home piss drunk. He denies it. She says, don't try to lie to me, the bartender called, you left your wheelchair at the bar again.
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