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I know what I did wrong now... Thanks!! 
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very well said!!!!
I will keep it in tack when I post in the threads.
I will keep it in tack when I post in the threads.
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now i want to kill myself cos im that desperate and lonely the doctor has given up on me and my elephant died and im ugly and .........lets see if this works
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Well done sir! 
PLEASE, EVERYONE...FEEL SORRY FOR ME!
PLEASE, EVERYONE...FEEL SORRY FOR ME!
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Just a little "Public Service" that I offer.
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Are you out of my dungeon again???
I've got to get that lock changed...
I've got to get that lock changed...
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I was germinating one of my more scurrilous poems on the same subject but now there is no need.
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For you sir, and myself, the pity thread will come if the Lions lose today.
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see even this woman wants to throw me into her Dungeon ...whys everyone picking on me ..just cos im so lonely and desperate
Hi oslo
Hi oslo
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Removing pimples from arses is one of the many public services offered.
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Hey you all...
I wonder who ur talking about..
Very well said....now let me go pitty myself...
I wonder who ur talking about..
Very well said....now let me go pitty myself...
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I'm fat and noone wants me, they just want skinny girls
I say stupid things at the wrong time, I'm late sometimes, sarcastic, too independent, chicken, scared,
scarred by my past, can't decide which hair color I want, underemployed/overworked, need a new car,
short, fat (did I say that already?)
I totally get what you are saying.....
people are stupid.........
I say stupid things at the wrong time, I'm late sometimes, sarcastic, too independent, chicken, scared,
scarred by my past, can't decide which hair color I want, underemployed/overworked, need a new car,
short, fat (did I say that already?)
I totally get what you are saying.....
people are stupid......... ------ This thread is Archived ------
God i feel so sorry for you as you have to do all the dirty work.....
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They are up 10-0 with :56 in the first half. Yes, we'll need that pity thread.Addendum Comment: Some do post if they are having a down day. I'm guilty of this. Among cyber friends, I see nothing wrong with this. If they are down, I want to hear about it.
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Bajan, my attempts at prose pale in comparison to those that you compose. A tip of the hat to a true poet.
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Hi there, omurchu!!!
Finally recovered???
Sorry for the hi-jack. bald guy...
Finally recovered???
Sorry for the hi-jack. bald guy...
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Everyone needs a pick me up on occasion
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Oslo, you can hijack me anytime.
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1. Introduce yourself. Start a thread under the "Introduce Yourself" category. If you want lots of responses, openly state that you are
"Desperate". This will bring others that are "Desperate" flocking.
2. Start thread after thread after thread seeking pity. This will bring the other pitiful people flocking.
3. Continue with the desperation and pity threads. By this time you should have a solid following of desperate, pitiful, persons to comfort you in your pity party
4. Carry your "Woe is Me", self proclaimed pity party into all other threads.
This is done as a way of keeping the non desperate, non pitiful, peoples weight in control, by puking
every time they read another of your self serving pity posts.
5. Be diligent in your self pity. This is how you will find your perfect mate.