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A vampire bat comes into it's cave covered in fresh blood. All the other bats smell the blood and start to hassle him about where he got it. Okay follow me he says and flies out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down though the valley they go, across the river and into the forest. Finally he slows down and all the other bats excitedly mill around him. 'Now you see that tree over there?' he asks 'yes, yes,yes' scream the bats 'Good says the first bat, because i didn't.
And another one;
Irlands worst ever aircrach happened this morning when a small 2-seater Cessna plane crached into a cemetry. Irish search and rescue workers have recoved 1,800 bodies so far and they expect the number to rise as digging continues.
They get worse:
A man is walking though the park when he notices a small boy wearing a firemans hat, sitting in a cart being pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices that the cart is tied to the dog's testicules. That's a nice fire engine you have there says the man. 'But wouldn't the dog pull faster if you tied the cart to his collar?' 'Yes says the boy, but then i wouldn't have a siren.'
Bom Bom as Basil would say.
Some quickies;
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
What has four legs and flies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A dead horse
Why did the new Italian Navy buy glassbottom boats,>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to see the old Navy
If diarrhoea only runs down one leg, is it called monrrhoea
Diarrhoea is hereditary, It runs in your jeans.
Ok folks that all for this time have fun.