Dolly parton was in a car wreck today. She was driving South when she hit a telephone pole. The air bag deployed shoving one breast out of each front door window. It took four men two abreast to get her out of the car.
A disaster on the world level today. The French waiter in Washington dropped the food of the main course. The plate of turkey fell into the cooking grease and broke the fine china plate use to carry it.
Thats right, in Washington today events brought about the breaking of China, the ruin of Greece and the fall of Turkey!
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