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Please follow these instructions carefully and complete them within five seconds or your profile will be filled with pins and needles that will deflate all the balloons you’ve painstakingly been filling with your own lungs for your next birthday party!

1
Take a picture of yourself whilst standing on a stool on one foot and balancing a tray with 10 glasses of champagne. The glasses should be full.

2
If you do not have Photoshop, use any other photography aid kit that you might have in order to change your hair colour, erase all the wrinkles or add some if you happen to be a puppy

3
If the above option is not possible, the best suggestion is to have the picture printed, then you can work with tipex to erase and then add features to your liking. You have to scan the picture and save it into the computer before adding the picture to your profile.

4
You’re not allowed to remove the stool from the picture. You must be seen on the stool as proof that you’re not a drunken person.

5
Add a caption at the bottom of the picture where you state the following:
A – your true age
B – the age you’d like to be
C – the age you would like to look
D – the age you feel you are


6
Go to the part where you fill in your personal information on your profile and write your age in big numbers, make sure you include a note saying that that number is not your telephone number.

If all of the above fails to help you, you can either:
A – pray
B – Not pray
C – go shopping (the best option)
D – contact the moderators, as they know this place inside out.


Did that help???

If not…. You can always contact your local forum group for support and please make sure dragonfly is not around or you might get a set of instructions for dismantling faxes.



No offence meant there Babaiola, just having fun… I hope you get it sorted.