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I've got a habit of asking my belle for a kiss...and when she turns to me, I'll just tur my head away and say I've changed my mind.
Did it once while driving and it infuriated her so much she started dragging my head towards her while I was driving at high speed with me nearly p*ssing myself with laughter!
Another one. I look all passionate and wanton...lean forward to kiss her, and proceed to wiggle my tongue all over her face in mad, mock passion, then roll away panting and telling her how great that was.
What about you folks?