You have more coffee on yourself than there is in the mug.. That's what happens to me anyway..lol I switched to tea and I have no troubles like that anymore..
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Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You need a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You ski uphill.