You know you drink too much coffee when ( Archived) (16)

Mar 27, 2006 2:04 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
CautiousSingle
CautiousSingleCautiousSingleSouthern, British Columbia Canada4 Threads 697 Posts
You can grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

You need a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You ski uphill.
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Mar 27, 2006 2:11 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
You're leg won't stop jiggling
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Mar 27, 2006 3:43 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
I'm able to respond to all 35 of Lilly's emails in 10 minutes flat.
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Mar 27, 2006 3:46 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
I'm able to understand Windy's lingo
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Mar 27, 2006 3:47 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
Has it been 35 ?
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Mar 27, 2006 3:47 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
No not 35.


47


lol


I dunno


I guess I've had too much coffee when I start talking out ma azzzzzzzzzzz.
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Mar 27, 2006 3:49 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
You get excited for other peoples ebay scores...lol
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Mar 27, 2006 3:52 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
:)

Oh

BTW...

227.......26

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 27, 2006 3:54 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
And I'm wearing depends.
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Mar 27, 2006 4:00 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
ROTFLMAO. You just know I'll be tearing up the road trying to get to work tonight!!!
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Mar 27, 2006 4:10 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
omg, so much coffee I need Advil. Frikkin Advil. I won't make it 4 more hours. lol
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Mar 27, 2006 4:12 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
I burst the crotch of me Jammies fell off the chair and accidentally logged myself off cs and took me 7 attempts to get back in....damn coffee
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Mar 27, 2006 4:14 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Lionhearted1967
Lionhearted1967Lionhearted1967London, Ontario Canada143 Threads 10 Polls 9,887 Posts
You have the SUPER DUPER size coffee mug..( you know like the one's at Wal-Mart) and by the time you get to work you already refilled it.
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Mar 27, 2006 4:14 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
I'm crying. I'm literally frikkin crying.

Laughing at the same time.

Thank Gawd I'm knocked up right now or I'd be drunk as a skunk celebrating.

Did we just hijack?

Does it count if I'm drinking coffee while hijacking a coffee thread?
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Mar 27, 2006 4:17 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
I not knocked up but I got ta go to work!!!
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Mar 27, 2006 5:08 PM CST You know you drink too much coffee when
tampa1
tampa1tampa1London, Ontario Canada56 Threads 3,057 Posts
You have more coffee on yourself than there is in the mug..
That's what happens to me anyway..lol I switched to tea and I have no troubles like that anymore..
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