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"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that read, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that read, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last Year." The wife, so excited that her elbow then nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he is expected to make a full recovery