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Dec 4, 2007 10:10 PM CST Moo Cow
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that read, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that read, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last Year." The wife, so excited that her elbow then nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he is expected to make a full recovery

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Dec 4, 2007 10:19 PM CST Moo Cow
Mort_A_Moose
Mort_A_MooseMort_A_MooseAthabasca, Canada11 Threads 282 Posts
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Hey brew,....getting wet out west? I hear its sprinkling out west,...rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 4, 2007 11:12 PM CST Moo Cow
Mort_A_Moose
Mort_A_MooseMort_A_MooseAthabasca, Canada11 Threads 282 Posts
The news,....lord it look so WET out there! Take care and don't let the mud slide!
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