Here is a joke about men. (10)

TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

Honesty is very rewarding

and most say I'm cute

Hmmmm .... I`m speechless!!!

Is that a joke about men or does that mean men are a joke?

wooohaaaaa! So you DIDNT know that men were actually a bad kinda joke played on women by the almighty one?

You see, the bible's got it all wrong. First, god created woman. She was all exited with the abilities she was given, running around Edem, playing with all the animals, smelling the flowers and having a jolly good time. She was SO happy with all of it that she couldnt help but asking god why he had been so generous with her, specifically quoting "Is it for real or is this one of your well known jokes you play on the cosmos God?"

the almighty has been known to posses a tiny smirk on the edge of his lips (although it hasnt been proven theologically yet) when he replied to her: "Girl, do i have a joke for you..." and then the words kinda faded but it believed that the sentence ended with something like *procreation*.

It was at that point that God introduced Adam to her, and he hasnt stoped laughing since then on his joke.

..and the woman has not stopped crying sinc than!