once a day a pefect woman and a perfect man droved in their car. It was a perfect day - it was now - in December - it was Christmas-time - the sun was shining and the white snow was perfect. After a while, this perfect couple saw Santa Claus sitting on the road. They stopped and picked him up. They helped him to bring the presents to all the people ... suddenly they had an accident.
When the police came and asked:
who was guilty? ..............
ok .. dear reader .. what do YOU (!) think?
ok .. it was the woman
why .. you will ask .. it`s easy:
- Santa Claus doesn`t exist - a perfect man also doesn`t exist..
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